When in Doute with Kristen Doute
Bitch Bible
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4.6 • 14.8K Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2016
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Jackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy Kleanse. Other topics include annoying kids, thigh gaps and how to get away with murder.
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| 0:00.0 | Today's guest is a bitch Bible icon in many ways, whether she's crashing a party in a deep |
| 0:22.7 | plunging romper, having a morning glass of savenon blanc or chloroxin her front door |
| 0:28.4 | and fear it might still be contaminated by saliva from DJ Slimfast Kennedy. I can't help |
| 0:35.1 | but be super in love with this bitch. |
| 0:36.8 | Kristen, do tea! |
| 0:38.8 | What is up? |
| 0:39.8 | Thank you for coming back. |
| 0:41.0 | I covered up my boobs today. |
| 0:42.8 | You did! |
| 0:43.8 | You look very cute today. |
| 0:44.8 | I'm trying to be classy. |
| 0:46.2 | You have like an amazing protruding shoulder blade. |
| 0:50.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:51.0 | You're welcome. |
| 0:52.0 | It's like I just kind of stick my shoulder out like Mary Kate, Kate Bosworth, you know |
| 0:56.2 | me? |
| 0:57.2 | You're like a magical, serious bone clavicle. |
| 0:59.8 | You're like a modeling. |
| 1:01.4 | You know? |
| 1:02.4 | Same. |
| 1:03.4 | Same. |
| 1:04.4 | Same. |
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