When in Doute with Kristen Doute

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2016

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Jackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy Kleanse. Other topics include annoying kids, thigh gaps and how to get away with murder.

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0:00.0	Today's guest is a bitch Bible icon in many ways, whether she's crashing a party in a deep
0:22.7	plunging romper, having a morning glass of savenon blanc or chloroxin her front door
0:28.4	and fear it might still be contaminated by saliva from DJ Slimfast Kennedy. I can't help
0:35.1	but be super in love with this bitch.
0:36.8	Kristen, do tea!
0:38.8	What is up?
0:39.8	Thank you for coming back.
0:41.0	I covered up my boobs today.
0:42.8	You did!
0:43.8	You look very cute today.
0:44.8	I'm trying to be classy.
0:46.2	You have like an amazing protruding shoulder blade.
0:50.0	Thank you.
0:51.0	You're welcome.
0:52.0	It's like I just kind of stick my shoulder out like Mary Kate, Kate Bosworth, you know
0:56.2	me?
0:57.2	You're like a magical, serious bone clavicle.
0:59.8	You're like a modeling.
1:01.4	You know?
1:02.4	Same.
1:03.4	Same.
1:04.4	Same.
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