When I first met today's guest, we found love in a hopeless place, aka my fluorescently lit

office, and became instant best friends.

You love her, I love her, we all love her, please welcome my bestie, Stasi Schroder.

Thank you, I love your introductions, always makes you feel like a pimp.

I do a good intro, very dramatic.

You really do, how long did it take for you to come up with that?

Like two seconds.

No.

Yeah, no, it just came to me.

I was gonna make it longer and more dramatic, but we're past that now.

Did you have any like inspo when it came to that?

Besides me.

No, just you, just your face.

Like what part of my face?

Just like the cheekbones, your beautiful blue eyes.

You know, I'll get more into it when my Xanax wears off.

Thank you.

So I just told you that I did take a quarter of Xanax approximately seven hours ago.

Yeah, and I'm just jealous because you just must be on Cloud 9, you probably had the

best sleep of your life.

Well, I'm feeling very heavy, does that make sense?

Absolutely.

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