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Top Flight Time Machine

Don’t Let Grandma Know

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Hiding a dog childbirth situation in your bedroom, Sam’s brother goes part-stray, and we ask if ResultsBot has a gender. Oh, and a TFTM badge update…

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0:00.0

May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

0:08.0

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

0:16.5

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Here we go. This is it.

0:25.0

Here we go.

0:27.0

Here we go.

0:30.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go here we go here we go this is it

0:35.0

This is it

0:36.7

This is top flight time machine I am Andy Dawson I'm Sam

0:39.3

I'm Sandalaney good morning Sam it's Monday morning. How you doing?

0:43.0

Well, as we've just been discussing it's half term,

0:46.0

I was a spanner in the works, didn't it?

0:48.0

Yeah, yeah, it's, uh, it comes around fast, doesn't it?

0:52.0

There, I'll be speaking. It comes round fast, doesn't it?

0:53.0

I'll be speaking a little bit softly at times because both the kids are in the vicinity.

1:00.0

Oh my God, are you not able to have them put into position of safety for their own

1:05.5

I wanted to I wanted to have them put into kennels for the week I looked into it I just meant for the next like

1:11.4

half an hour why we do this is now well you know they're

1:15.5

they get in the way of everything don't know you've got your week sorted out and

1:18.9

then suddenly they're around and it's difficult so they should have kennels shouldn't I suppose that's what you call

1:25.8

daycare but I mean proper kennels like with cages yeah my brother has got a dog and

1:31.8

when he's in like both his kids have grown up and moved away.

1:36.4

So him and his wife, the only thing that they're responsible for is a dog, a small Jack Russell. And his wife's gone away to Sri Lanka for a week to visit her mate and I said so it's just

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