Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go this is it

This is top-fly time machine. I am Andy Dawson. I'm Sam Delaney

Let's not fuck about let's get on with this. We're getting a deep dive into the mail bag again from all your

kuntas that have contributed.

If you want to do that you can get in touch on Twitter at TF Time Machine or email us at

Topflight time machine at gmail.com with all of your stories, most of which we will ignore because they are fucking awful.

But never mind, you've tried and that's the main thing.

Some of you long some of them aren't they, Some of them are really long, some of them are really long some of them are really long some of them have completely missed the point of what we're after

Some of them are borderline criminal

We don't want to incriminate people on this show because there could be something

couldn't there be a problem for us if we know about it I've been passing someone to the

police I thought we would I thought that was yeah well I think that's the best to cover ourselves because if not if we are aware of a criminal act and we don't report then in some ways

We could say we were a complicit with conspiracies. Yeah, we could get done couldn't we? Yeah, So just be careful about that and don't and just try and keep it succinct.

There are some details that are not necessary in a in a story.

Get to the good bit really. Yeah. Get to the good bit really. Get to the bit where you spunk on your iPod.

Yeah, you get to that. Cut the money shot straight away.

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That's our guarantee to you from us.

Proudly grassing on its listeners since 2018.

To the cops. Do you know it be a really good episode?

I know we don't have guests on.

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