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This is top flight time machine I am Andy Dawson I'm Sam Delaney good morning Sam

Welcome to what they are now commonly calling the Friday episode.

Yeah, that's what people are saying. They're all calling at that.

I'm not sure why. Before we go any further we should alert the listeners to the fact that a job has come up, which we may be suitable for, which could lead to the end of top flight time machine and that is

the the news that this week on BBC 1 on a Thursday night presented by

Andrew Neil.

Andrew Neil is leaving this week,

so there will be a vacancy there.

And I assume that me and you were the natural incumbents for it.

Yeah, I mean obviously the speculation start straight away,

the bookies are starting, the bookies have put us in as favorites and then you get all the phone calls from the newspapers

none of which I personally have taken no because we've got other shit to do I

would say why is he stepping down because that's what I always think we're you and I are approached a lot about these big broadcasting opportunities like yeah

I don't want to confirm or deny that we turned down question time before Fiona Bruce got it but

Let's just say we might have fucking turned down question time if we hadn't let's just say that

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