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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the

Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. How the hell are you?

Hope you're doing well. What's happening? What is going on?

I am in Denver, the mile high city, or just the high city. Y'all are stoned.

My sweet Belman, Valet, the hotel, got me confused. We got it out of the car and then three minutes

later he was taking our bags up to the front and then he started falling in old, much older.

Like I'd say in the 60s, very petite lesbian couple and he turned to me and he goes,

yeah, wrong people, I got confused. And then I realized he had no idea what day of the week it was.

So it's sir, if you think three people, Chris, Christine and I, you got us confused for a petite,

very petite, like unusually petite, much older, almost elderly, lesbian couple, lesbian's for sure.

You could, I mean, Teen and I every day, we said our new sense of style is going to be unisex.

We're going for a very metro unisex masculine look. Am I starting to absolutely transform

myself into a lesbian? Absolutely. Yes, that's 100% and absolutely yes is that. But the fact

of the matter is I forgot everybody in Denver is actually high. The guy looked at me and then he

looked at the two old ladies and he was like, wait a minute, hang on, he did these bags belong to.

I was like Carl right here. Anyways, could to be here. Just want to let you all know I had to make

a quick trip to a Walgreens to get some Exama relief lotion. Examas flared up again and some

magnesium citrate. Thank you to all the gastroenterologists who called me hadn't shitting a week.

That's where I am. Absolutely not to vacation constipation. It's a real thing. I'm not here to push

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