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If you watch any of the Bird Show video today, just know they're a lie. Just they're a total lie, because Kristen's face is checked up.

I mean, it's busted every day. So.

Did you say it's hurt?

Because it's killing me.

So if you weren't listening yesterday, Kristen was telling us that she got in a fight with, what, a revolving door.

And the revolving door won.

Now, to be fair, it wasn't technically the revolving door that I slammed my face into okay as we were leaving a very nice upscale restaurant as i was pushing myself through the revolving door i got a little bursighted

and tried to exit right a little too soon and when i did i ran face first into a massive glass window. And when I say ran,

I hit that thing so hard, the entire atrium reverberated. And everybody, nobody laughed

because it wasn't funny. It was serious because they thought I was concussed. I was bleeding.

And then it wasn't until the next day, I was like, oh, it's more than

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