Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 25
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is The Birch Show. |
| 0:02.5 | Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby. |
| 0:06.8 | It's the bird show's entertainment bus. |
| 0:09.2 | Did you ever have a crush growing up with a celebrity that felt so parisocial that when you found out that they were dating somebody else, you took it personally? |
| 0:16.4 | Oh, God, yes. |
| 0:17.0 | You're like, how could Justin Timberlake do that to me or whoever? |
| 0:21.4 | Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block. I had the pillowcase that I used to snuggle up with. I had T-shirts. I had buttons. I had dolls. I had everything. He was my obsession. When I saw Jay C. Chazet, it was back in the day where you had to like connect to the internet. It was like the |
| 0:17.3 | and I was through AOL |
| 0:20.2 | and it popped up that J.C. Chaze was spotted like at an |
| 0:43.1 | award show with a date. I felt so betrayed. I went in my room and cried, even though I was like |
| 0:48.5 | 13 and had no chance. I was just like, no, no. You're not allowed to date anyone and I don't know proof of this |
| 0:55.1 | person. For me, for me, that person was Harry Styles. And the only time I've ever said a negative |
| 1:00.3 | word about Taylor Swift was when she was dating Harry Styles back in 2012. I was like, that hussy, |
| 1:05.4 | how dare she. First of all, my close personal friend Taylor Swift is betraying me by dating my crush |
| 1:10.7 | Harry Styles, who doesn't know I exist, but will one day. And I just remember me, my close personal friend Taylor Swift is betraying me by dating my crush Harry |
| 1:10.9 | Stiles who doesn't know I exist but will one day and I just remember being so |
| 1:15.6 | heartbroken and so I love the growth that I've had now when I can see that Harry |
| 1:19.9 | Stiles is dating allegedly a new A-lister and the close friend of one of his exes I feel like |
| 1:26.9 | I can be a little bit more emotionally neutral about it. |
| 1:29.5 | Because allegedly, Harry Stiles and Zoe Kravitz are canoodling because they have been spotted arm in arm strolling through Rome. |
| 1:39.5 | I don't, I think I am taking what I know about Lenny Kravitz and applying it to Zoe. Like he's so rock and roll and he's such a rebel. But she's never really, has she ever given us that indication that she's like that? No. So I always think like she's a wild child. She's very cool. Yeah, very. But as far as Wild Child, no. I mean, and she's, she's a very accomplished actress. |
| 2:01.9 | Like, was it big little eyes? No. I think so. I think so, yeah. With Reis Spoon and Nicole Kimmins. She was great. Yeah, she was fantastic in that. Yeah, she's an excellent actress. Very, the word, cool girl is exactly what I think of. When I hear that, I go, oh my God, Zoe Kravitz. |
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