100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Want You To Drop Your Drawers!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 26 August 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Better Help Online Therapy bought this 30 second ad to remind you right now, wherever you are, to unclench your jaw. |
| 0:10.0 | Relax your shoulders. |
| 0:13.0 | Take a deep breath in and out. |
| 0:19.0 | Feels better, right? |
| 0:21.9 | That's 15 seconds of self-care. |
| 0:24.9 | Imagine what you could do with more. |
| 0:27.4 | Visit betterhelp.com forward slash random pod |
| 0:30.5 | for 10% off your first month of therapy. |
| 0:33.8 | No pressure. |
| 0:35.0 | Just help. |
| 0:35.9 | But for now, just relax. |
| 0:38.3 | This is the bird show. |
| 0:43.3 | I don't know why this just popped into my head all these days later, but you know what we never circled back on and I'm really interested in is, um, you've seen a celebrity in interviews, somebody you've watched on TV, in movies or what have you, |
| 0:57.5 | and you have thought to yourself like, you know what, in real life outside of the screen, |
| 1:02.4 | if we ever met, I think we'd have a chemistry. |
| 1:05.0 | I think we'd have a real shot at some kind of relationship. |
| 1:08.0 | Do you guys have that? |
| 1:08.8 | Because I have two. |
| 1:10.1 | I have one off the top of my head because I just, I do. I adore his sense of humor and I think we'd have a good time. Now this is not like a crush, like a celebrity crush. Like they're oh so hot. This is like, you know what? I think if we met when I read an interview about her, I'm like, I think that we could really be friends or something else. Oh, Jennifer Lawrence, for sure. Yeah. She would be so fun. But when it comes to, and I swear it's not because, I mean, yes, he's a very attractive individual, but he's actually not like on my, you know how you have your, it's not a hall pass list, but your celebrity crushes or whatnot. He's not on there, but he is smoking hot. But Chris Hemsworth has the greatest sense of humor too. He really does. And he's just so good looking. He's got that show on. I think it's Netflix right now where he goes and he does all sorts of crazy things out in the wild. And he's so likable. Yeah. And I hate it because he's so good looking. And he's got that |
| 2:02.8 | accent too. And the way he looks at Amanda through Netflix. I don't like that. |
| 2:08.8 | Mine would be Dakota Johnson. She has a very subtle, dry, dark humor. And I just, I want to just |
| 2:16.5 | be in a room with her because I just think |
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