Do Babies Fart?
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 153 minutes
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Originally Aired February 12, 2026: Mailing your feces. Buzz balls. Everything you wanna know about evil winning in the end.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like Whole Home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air uv lights to help keep the air cleaner and ervs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat trust me you will notice the difference in a big way be cozy this winter standard heating and air conditioning providing the comfort you deserve since 193030 online at standard heating.com. Yeah, sorry. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, sorry. |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah, I didn't hear anything either. |
| 1:14.7 | Whoops. |
| 1:15.8 | Not a thing. |
| 1:17.0 | How long did we sit still? |
| 1:18.1 | Like 15 minutes? |
| 1:18.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.8 | Six, seven minutes. |
| 1:21.7 | Yeah, the segments about over. |
| 1:23.0 | Handful of seconds. |
| 1:24.6 | I had no idea. |
| 1:26.4 | We're just over here. |
| 1:27.8 | Mining our own business. Mm-mm. Not a clue. Well, I over here, minding our own business. |
| 1:30.1 | Not a clue. |
| 1:31.7 | Well, I suppose we've got to get in there. |
| 1:37.6 | The Thursday model of the 93X-half-fast warning show. |
| 1:38.1 | F-me. |
| 1:41.4 | You had to be there, right, Cubby? |
| 1:42.1 | Yeah, you did. |
| 1:44.0 | It's just not the same if you weren't. |
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