Mus-kie TV
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 152 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired February 11, 2026: Scottish subway milk and cereal duck man. Getting naked at a theme park. Everything you wanna know about deadly kite festivals.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air. |
| 0:23.1 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat. |
| 0:28.2 | Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way. |
| 0:30.8 | Be cozy this winter. |
| 0:32.1 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:36.5 | Online at standardhe heating.com. |
| 0:38.5 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:42.6 | 93. |
| 0:44.6 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:53.3 | We're loading up for a keeper here. |
| 0:56.9 | I think we're on to something special. |
| 0:59.5 | So let's go ahead with this one. |
| 1:01.5 | Welcome to the 93X-Hafast morning show. |
| 1:03.7 | Hell, it's Wednesday already. |
| 1:07.0 | And we hope you're doing just wonderful. |
| 1:10.1 | Absolutely warm. You've been keeping it real since the last time I saw you, doing just wonderful. Absolutely. |
| 1:14.3 | You've been keeping it real since the last time I saw you, Josh? |
| 1:14.8 | Definitely. |
| 1:15.1 | Good. |
| 1:16.3 | No complaints over here. |
| 1:22.5 | I'd like to thank the listeners again who sent us nice tax about 27 years as a morning show together yesterday. |
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