Dissipitation
Bitch Bible
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4.6 • 14.6K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Jackie discusses her recent staycation and the benefits of sympathy upgrades, her thoughts on The Life of a Showgirl, and the heavy burden of being deeply funny.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Bitch Wival podcast. |
| 0:17.5 | I'm feeling alive. I'm feeling cozy. I'm wearing a long sleep shirt and I have a hair mask in, okay? Also, I was just like reflecting on the footage and, you know, I've never like really thought of myself as a beauty queen, although with just 13% more effort, I can really turn it out. And if you'd like to see that for yourself, because I think |
| 0:39.3 | I'm much cuter in person, thinner, cuter, like, spunkier, sassier, and so much nicer. |
| 0:45.6 | Make sure you go to the bitchbibble.com forward slash tour and get your tickets. I will be in San |
| 0:51.7 | Francisco on Tuesday, Wild, the 21st at Cobbs. |
| 0:58.1 | I wonder if they serve a Cobb salad. |
| 1:00.2 | Here's hoping, baby. |
| 1:01.5 | I love San Francisco. |
| 1:02.7 | That's going to be so much fun. |
| 1:04.1 | That venue specifically, I have not been to in years. |
| 1:09.8 | The last time I was there, I ruined a friendship and never looked back. |
| 1:14.9 | And then I will be, that's another story. I will be in Nashville, I think on November 3rd. |
| 1:23.2 | By the way, I could be getting all these states wrong, which is perfect. And then I'll be in Atlanta, November 5th. |
| 1:31.5 | And in Los Angeles, November 15th. |
| 1:34.4 | And I have special guests for all of these shows. |
| 1:37.6 | The best thing ever is that I said that for Irvine because I had like, I had like 30 tickets left. |
| 1:43.1 | We were like 89% sold out, which just kills me. |
| 1:48.3 | So I started saying like the week of, I was like, special guests. |
| 1:53.1 | Get your tickets. |
| 1:53.9 | There were no special guests. |
| 1:55.0 | There were never going to be any special guests. |
| 1:56.9 | I just said that to sell more tickets. |
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