You look bad. I can't wait to talk. Love the jacket. Very pink ladies. I know. So funny story. I bought this at the outlets a week ago, a week and a half ago. And I bought it for Halloween because I'm going to be pink ladies and then my son's going to be Danny Succo.

Can I just point out because, I mean, I know we're taping. Like I hate this whole conversation because it's so embarrassing that I'm talking about Halloween costumes, but whatever.

Well, I hate Halloween in general because I never fit into cute costumes. Like I could never be, unless I'm like sexy giant. Like there's like not a lot that I can do as a six foot one woman. But I love this jacket and it just is so you that you would buy your Halloween costume at Celine, ladies and gentlemen. Outlet. Outlet. Yeah, but girl, I know that outlet.

I'll guess the price right now.

You know that this is my gift.

Let's go.

1,200.

Am I right? You're very close. Am I close? Guys, I am so good. I'm telling you right now, I'm the Teresa Caputo of outlets. This is my thing. I can guess prices because I went to the outlets yesterday and I was debating going to Kavana

on this weekend.

You should.

I have so many theories and ideas about it. prices because I went to the outlets yesterday and I was debating going Cabazon this weekend.

You should. I have so many theories and ideas about it. I don't know if I love Cabazon, to be honest. Really? It's a hit or a miss. Yes. Sometimes you're hitting it so hard and it's unbelievable and then you live in the lore of that one-off experience. Yes. And then you go and you're like, I am not going to buy this top that is six years old hanging on for dear life for 10% off. Now listen, you know, this is my

PhD. Yes. Bargain shopping. It's what I do. It's my passion. It's my, when people do mud runs,

I'm like, no, I'm just going to go to like Woodbury Commons for the day. Totally. It's my, when people do mud runs, I'm like, no, I'm just going to go to, like, Woodbury Commons for the day.

Totally.

It's my piece. I have been spoiled because I lived overseas, so I had access to all these, like, you know, European designer outlets. Oh, my God, like Beister Village? Bister, yes. Bister. Bister, I have to say, also hit or miss. the last time I went, I thought, I'm just going to go for like a day trip.

I'm not spending any money.

Girl, I came back like Julia Roberts after the shopping. I had like a hat box. I'm like, what happened? I don't know what happened. I got Gucci pants for 100 pounds. I was like. Oh my God. Short. Sorry kidding. Rabid. So that's the thing is that it's far for people who don't know. It's like a two-hour drive cab is on. I know. And then you feel like a schmuck when you go all the way there and you turn around with nothing. I know. You have to buy something. Something. Anything to validate the trip. It's a fab jacket, but, you know, they do have a last call with Neiman Marcus there. And it's very good. It is good because the one that was down in Orange County, I went yesterday. Okay. I did get a couple things, not going to lie, but it is, I think that is the best discount designer store in the country. I, 100% agree with you. I'm also going to introduce you because that feels like it should be necessary. Oh, my gosh. I have not introduced you yet. Oh, I thought you were going to introduce me to like a new store. I was like, no, tell me. No, just to the podcast because we're just, you know, like two rabid dogs. Yeah. I am joined by, hi everybody. Thank you for joining us. I am joined by my friend, Michelle Collins. If you don't know her, you are missing out. Can I say something to you?

You know, I love you. Okay, because I really, really love you. And I mean this is the highest praise, because I say this about myself and I love myself. Okay. I think that you are one of the most under-celebrated talents of our time. Can I say something to you? Yes. I'm not just saying this. One of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me coming from you especially, and I absolutely agree about both of us. Don't you think? Do you know that my new show, and it sounds like we planned this, but this is really unplanned. The name of my show is, wait, why don't I know you? because when I went on tour with the Queer Eye Boys earlier the spring, which was a huge thing for me and I had a great time. I opened for them. I did the thing, not to brag, killed. And after every show, all these people came up and they were like, wait, wait, why don't I know you? And I'm like, I don't know. Ask my agents. Ask Hollywood. Like, what do you want me to say?

But it is what it is.

No, it's so fucking true because you meet a lot of people, and a lot of people can't fucking vibe and they can't roll. Period. And it's manufactured wit. And sometimes you just can't package this. You know what? It is a spark. And I, listen, I'm not going to name names. I know that we right now are secondly sharing names of people who I see their success. And I get it on a physical level because they're beautiful women and men, actually. Like, you know, they're all good looking people, whatever. But I listen and I go, you can hear the gears turning. You hear the monkey playing the violin in the tub. I'm like, what is going on? If they don't have cards in front of them, they can't function. And that drives me nuts because I know with you and me, we can sit anywhere. Put us in any situation. We got this on a red carpet, in a sporting event, you name it. and we can fake it, even if we don't know what the hell is going on, and these people can't.

And it is what it is. I'm not putting any... carpet in a sporting event, you name it, and we can fake it, even if we don't know what

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