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Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Hey friends, how's everybody doing? Hope you're having a fantastic week.

Thrilled to be here. I have a ton of voicemail so I'm going to get into those very quickly.

Um, but I wanted to kind of give you an update. What's happening? What's going on?

To answer your questions, no, I did not end up going to Spain.

I people still can't really figure that out. Hopefully going to go in September,

but I just had too much on the plate. She's been busy locked and loaded, which is a good thing.

Dude, I basically didn't work for a year and a half. So I am so fucking thrilled to be getting

out on the road and like feeling alive again. I cannot wait to see you all. We still have some

tickets left in some cities. Heather on tour dot com. Get your tickets now. Again, that's Heather on

tour dot com. I really would love to see you out. I am so thrilled. We still have some tickets left

for San Antonio, which is the first big show out of the gate. So if you can't come, you know,

if you're missing me in Houston, it's sold out in Austin. We haven't announced Dallas yet.

That won't be till next year. But if you want to come to San Antonio, it's going to be a friggin blast.

I'd love to see you there. What's happening? I've been knee deep in Olympics footage and

you know, truly having one of those moments where I sit on the couch eating some sort of keto chip

that's fucking gross. And I wish I was just able to eat a regular chip. And I'm not even keto. I

just feel guilty about putting anything in my body that isn't, you know, just loaded with trans fats

and zero carbs. But I really did have that moment watching the diving. Can't fucking figure it out.

How you score it? To me, they all look like they're in sync. They all have a minimal splash.

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