Did We Just Figure Out A GENIUS Way To Get Your Steps In While Searching For Kristin’s Swolemate?
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🗓️ 11 March 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Do you want to be Kristin Klingshirn's swolemate? She's gonna sweat it out at the gym with the help of a trainer, and she wants to pass on some of her good fortune to YOU!
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.3 | Who is said to themselves time and time again. |
| 0:04.5 | This is going to be the year I'm getting into the gym. |
| 0:08.4 | This is going to be the year I'm going to get healthy. |
| 0:11.7 | And year after year, you haven't done it. |
| 0:14.9 | Well, Kristen knows she's that person and she wants to help. |
| 0:17.4 | Am I sore today? |
| 0:19.4 | Yes. |
| 0:20.3 | Yes, I am. But will I live today? Yes. Yes, I am. |
| 0:21.6 | But will I live longer? |
| 0:23.6 | Maybe. |
| 0:24.3 | Hopefully. |
| 0:24.8 | I don't know. |
| 0:25.8 | We don't know. |
| 0:26.7 | Well, I don't know that you can kill yourself by dropping a five-pound weight on your head. |
| 0:30.1 | Hey, it was a 16-pound. |
| 0:32.2 | Okay. |
| 0:32.7 | That I was squatting with yesterday. |
| 0:34.6 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:35.3 | Okay. |
| 0:35.7 | You go, girl. |
| 0:36.5 | Squatting. Squatting with a 16. |
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