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The Bert Show

Here’s What Your ‘Zaddy’ Celebrity Crush Says About YOU!

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The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Everyone has that one celebrity zaddy they'll always have the hots for! Who's yours? This is what your pick says about YOU!


+ It’s time to LOSE! BERT’S! MONEY! Do you know the answer to his superficial trivia question? 


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0:00.0

The Birch Show, real funny. I work hard for my money. I work real hard for my money. That's why I don't

0:06.4

want to give it to you. But I'll give you an opportunity to try to get it. 100 bucks. You want to lose

0:10.8

Bert's money, 1-855 Bert Show. I got $100 right here. I'm going to give you a real superficial

0:17.7

trivia question. Three of you guys are going to call up. With every incorrect answer,

0:22.6

I take away 10 bucks. All right. So call right now, 1-855 Bert Show and you got a shot at $100

0:29.8

coming up in a couple of seconds. All right. Until you guys call in Abby, the dude, the middle-aged

0:36.3

man that you have a crush on.

0:37.9

Celebrity, says a lot about you.

0:39.0

There's a weird thing that happens in your 20s where all of a sudden you start seeing men pop up on your Instagram feed from celebrity sites.

0:45.3

And you go, huh, I find that man in his 40s attractive.

0:47.7

That's weird.

0:48.5

That's never happened before.

0:49.8

And so if you have a crush on a middle-aged man actor, it's probably because they're hot, but it's also, it does say something about you specifically depending on who you have a crush on.

0:59.0

So the first one is a man we all know and love on the show, Henry Cavill.

1:03.4

If you have a crush on this man, here's what it says about you.

1:05.5

This is from Sir Jack Knightley on TikTok.

1:07.7

Yours is Henry Cavill.

1:08.7

You are the type of girl that will never relate to the girls that like Timothy

1:11.9

Shalamey.

1:12.6

You are not the type of girl whatsoever who like skinny boys who are a bit goofy.

1:16.7

You like a man with muscles.

1:18.7

You also think it's both a weird and good thing that he likes to date young girls

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