A Listener Wants Bert To Punch Him In The Face?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 11 March 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Summary
Yesterday Bert shared the wildest things that are on his bucket list…including punching someone for the first time ever! Should he make that dream a reality now that we’ve got a listener offering up his FACE?!
Just four months before her wedding she discovered that her fiancé has not one, but TWO kids! What should she do now?
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.3 | So yesterday, I asked you guys to bring in a list of break the rules bucket list items, |
| 0:07.8 | things you normally wouldn't do. |
| 0:11.4 | And we put a list together and see if we can actually do a couple of these things. |
| 0:15.5 | Most of ours are illegal. |
| 0:16.8 | What's that? |
| 0:17.2 | Some of them are illegal. |
| 0:17.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.4 | But there are P1s and there are next level P1s. |
| 0:22.4 | I want to read a couple of DMs from you guys that I got yesterday based on this bucket list. |
| 0:27.6 | So a few of mine were, one was I would really like to pretend dress up, pretend to be a valet one day and and then have a car pull up, say, hey, thank you for |
| 0:38.9 | coming to the bike, blah, blah, blah. And then take the car around the block. Really nice car. |
| 0:42.7 | But yeah, I was going to say, what kind of car would you like? It's going to be a nice car. |
| 0:45.1 | Of course. Yeah, I'm not going to risk that. Grand Theft Auto. |
| 0:47.8 | On a Nissan Central? |
| 0:49.7 | One of 2005. I'm too little for that. We should have like a cop or a judge call in and tell us the time in jail for each of our bucket list items. |
| 0:59.5 | Okay, that's good. |
| 1:00.9 | I did get a DM early this morning. |
| 1:03.3 | I work valet at the four seasons White Lotus Season 1. |
| 1:08.8 | So I'd have to go to Maui to do this. |
| 1:11.2 | But if you want to take a car around the block, I got you. |
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