Dick Shift

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

The Got Gecks saga continues?! Plus the boys riff on getting negged on dating apps, getting bricked up at gunpoint, and switching seats on an airplane. They also hear from a listener that got shown up by a manual transmission and find the guy with the worst luck on the dating apps.

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0:00.0	I'm so worn out. It's crazy. Look at him like that.
0:05.0	I have a question for you guys. We're in. We're doing it now.
0:07.2	What's the question? Start the question.
0:08.7	Yeah, it's a very important question. Go.
0:10.4	All right. Uh, it's a scenario. Someone's got a gun.
0:14.1	Then in this room, I'll be in on you and a TV crew. You're on national TV.
0:18.9	Everyone's watching. Holy crap. They say,
0:20.7	Zellig Baldwin. Uh, they say, hold on. That's a joke.
0:24.0	They say, you need to get hard. You have 30 seconds to get hard.
0:26.5	No, I'm not right. Zero. What are you doing?
0:28.2	You have no, they say you can barely get burnt up in Amsterdam.
0:30.7	When girls, they take your car out. I was like, this is too much.
0:32.5	Well, that's not really hot. You have you have access.
0:34.5	You can make anything any reality you want.
0:36.5	What's your immediate go to? You're like to get hard.
0:38.6	Yeah. And they also your whole family. They also have guns on them.
0:40.9	So they you have to get hard. Oh, Jesus. Oh, that's good.
0:44.1	Um, you know what I'm doing? You know, I'm doing.
0:46.7	I'm legit. I'm calling whom I calling.
0:49.6	I'm calling Riley Reed immediately. How much time do I have?
0:53.6	30 seconds. No, no, no, you have you have five minutes.
0:55.9	Can I be can I just beam someone there?
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