241: Country Concert Cuckdown

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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The boys riff on “Locks For Love” but for your dick, wearing adult diapers to a Taylor Swift concert, and Michael’s first date at a country music concert. They also discover an insane s*x toy and try to figure out if you could bang George Washington’s teeth out.

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0:00.0	But what would you do if you're on a date? You're a bad bitch and some guy with a dog and frosted tibs. Take your out.
0:08.0	You're not running up. Are you not running up the check?
0:13.0	Michael Blostine stand up comedy where I will tell you September 7th and 9th, I'll be in Madison, Wisconsin.
0:18.0	I think three of those shows are as well. So go ahead and take it before you can't.
0:21.0	September 15th for the 17th, Irvine, California.
0:24.0	The guys, pickets are moving there. I'm very, very excited. That shows going to be so fun.
0:28.0	September 22nd, I'll be in Los Angeles. Those are two two shows, one eight, one at 10.
0:33.0	War for the special. Those tickets are going fast to go get them.
0:36.0	September 23rd, guys, Santa Barbara, California, Libero Theater. Very excited about that.
0:42.0	September 28th to the 30th. Guess what filming the frickin' special to the special dates are already sold out.
0:48.0	But the Thursday and the two shows Friday, you can still get tickets and that will be the exact same thing.
0:53.0	We're just not going to record them, but it'll be a really cool experience for you guys going to come through.
0:56.0	And a lot more, a lot, a lot, a lot of more dates on my calendar.
1:00.0	So go to blog comedy.com and it's blog comedy.com for tickets.
1:05.0	I got nothing. Not yet.
1:07.0	Tune.
1:08.0	Whoops.
1:09.0	Alexa, play comedy podcast. This is it. Sorry if I just triggered your Alexa.
1:13.0	She'd be racing it.
1:14.0	What do you think Alexa looks like?
1:16.0	Bad, bad, hot, brunette, slim thick.
1:20.0	You know who's hot that no one talks about? The I-Robot lady.
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