242: Mayor of Cooterville

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Trevor made a hinge account, so the boys yell about the worst dating profile cliches. They also get into Kanye West being banned from Venice, Bad Bunny and his out of control bush, and wearing adult diapers in the bedroom. Plus they hear from a listener that is fine that his girlfriend cheats and decide kissing a frog is insane behavior.

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0:00.0	Kissing his head. Kissing. Wow.
0:05.6	French kiss. French dick. Wow.
0:08.0	Suck it on your wee wee.
0:13.2	Trevor Walts, I finally have tour dates. Australia.
0:15.8	I'm going fucking down under and then I'm going down under on your god damn mother.
0:21.3	Respectfully Australia. Dude, I'm fucking going to Melbourne October 25th.
0:28.0	Breeze bin October 27th, Sydney, Australia, the 28th of October.
0:33.6	And then Perth, the fucking Baltimore of Australia on October 30th.
0:38.8	I'm going to Australia. Tickets are live today. Presale Wednesday for listening.
0:43.8	They go live Wednesday. But for you guys, it's Thursday.
0:47.8	They're probably live by time you're listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:50.1	Just go to my website TrevorWallscomedy.com and use promo code Trev, all capital TREV for those tickets.
0:55.7	But beforehand, beforehand Michael Blossom is going to be in Madison, Wisconsin this weekend,
1:00.8	but then the weekend after Madison's getting fucking double team by the stiff side boys.
1:06.5	You know, I got a last minute opportunity to go out there. It's a phenomenal club.
1:10.4	So if you can see Michael and myself, this is the time to do it. Madison, Wisconsin September 14th
1:15.5	through 16th. It's a fucking amazing club comedy on state five shows just out of that bitch.
1:20.4	And then I'm doing a Trevor Waltson friends in Los Angeles September 21st in LA.
1:25.2	And Hollywood at the bourbon room. It's a Thursday. It'll be fun.
1:28.3	TrevorWallscomedy.com. Go see Michael Blossom also comedy on state.
1:33.2	Michael Blossom. It's going to be a new standalone coming.
1:35.7	Guys, this freaking weekend, September 7th to the 9th, I will be in Madison, Wisconsin.
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