Diabolical Behavior, Holiday Bums, Driverless Cars | Monday Morning Podcast 12-1-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Bill rambles about diabolical behavior, holiday bums, and driverless cars.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, |
| 0:07.1 | December 1st, 2025. What's going on? How are you? Oh, I got up there. How did you know? |
| 0:18.5 | How are you? How's it going? How is your day going? My day is going fantastic. Is there anything better than hitting a couple of bets? You know, gives you a sense of control, makes you feel like you know something? You know what I mean? He's just sit here and it's December 1st and it's fucking 81 degrees out in Los Angeles. |
| 0:39.4 | These fucking, I will tell you this. |
| 0:40.3 | Oh, I am on one. |
| 0:41.9 | Ooh, Billy's on one. |
| 0:50.3 | These fucking local weather people, I don't know what, I don't know what management is telling them, but they are not bringing up global warming at all. |
| 0:54.0 | They're acting like it isn't happening. |
| 0:56.7 | They said there's the rest of the country's getting snow. |
| 0:59.9 | They don't want to graze out. |
| 1:01.4 | It's just like, even I know, basking in the sunshine out here in the sunshine state, even I know as a comedian that extreme weather |
| 1:12.2 | is happening. |
| 1:15.2 | And that to be like, well, |
| 1:16.5 | it's fucking going to Chicago. |
| 1:18.3 | It's like, it's supposed |
| 1:20.8 | to be snowing in Chicago. |
| 1:22.5 | And it's supposed to be cool here. |
| 1:25.2 | It's 81 fucking degrees out. |
| 1:27.0 | It feels like the, like mid-September and it's December. |
| 1:33.8 | I don't know how they do it. |
| 1:35.9 | I mean, the level of drinking that these fucking media, |
| 1:41.8 | because they actually know what's going on. |
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