Thanksgiving, Inventory, Public Schools | Monday Morning Podcast 11-24-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Bill rambles about Thanksgiving heroes, inventory habits, and life after public schools.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:06.6 | It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, November 20, fucking fifth, |
| 0:14.5 | 2000, 25. |
| 0:16.7 | What's going on? |
| 0:17.8 | How are you? |
| 0:20.2 | 1125, 25. How's it going, man? Happy Thanksgiving week. |
| 0:27.2 | You know, arguably the best holiday out there. You know, all you got to do is fucking show up and eat. |
| 0:36.7 | Unless, you know, the true heroes of Thanksgiving, |
| 0:40.0 | the people that go out and actually make the meals. |
| 0:42.8 | Well, everybody else shows up with like a fucking bottle of wine. |
| 0:47.3 | Some half-ass effort. |
| 0:54.0 | You swung by a liquor store on the drive over um but you know let's how about a shout out to those |
| 1:03.0 | people how about those people that enjoy the holidays and put zero effort in that's probably |
| 1:09.8 | like that's really like, |
| 1:11.1 | is there a slang word for the person that like just, you know, |
| 1:18.6 | I don't know, what the fuck would that be? |
| 1:24.7 | It's almost like when you have a buddy that has a boat, |
| 1:44.1 | you know, and you just show up with like a 12 pack or some shit and then he has to deal with the boat and you get to enjoy the boat but you don't have to pay the insurance you don't got to take it out of the water you don't have to get the bonnacles taken off so that person shows up thanksgiving they got a fucking bottle of wine. |
| 1:46.0 | They're not doing any dishes. |
| 1:47.8 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:49.0 | They didn't cook anything. |
| 1:51.1 | They went to a liquor store. |
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