Breakthroughs, A Bike Ride, The Valley | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-4-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2025
⏱️ 166 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about breakthroughs, a bike ride, and the valley.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. |
| 0:05.5 | And I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:10.1 | Whoa. What's going on? How are you? Oh, how is it going in your world? |
| 0:18.1 | It's fucking December. |
| 0:24.0 | You're getting out there, you're shopping, |
| 0:25.1 | are you doing it online? |
| 0:26.8 | You're scrolling. |
| 0:29.3 | You're picking out shit. |
| 0:33.2 | You're trying to figure out the European to American conversion size. |
| 0:35.0 | Is that what it is? |
| 0:37.4 | Why the fuck do we do everything different? |
| 0:39.2 | I don't know. |
| 0:41.7 | It doesn't make any sense to me, man. |
| 0:43.3 | Like, why don't you just fucking... Stop trying to be different. |
| 0:51.5 | I remember when I was a kid, they tried to get us into the metric system. |
| 0:55.4 | They were going to do this thing where, like, we finally just joined the rest of the world. |
| 1:01.0 | You know, a meter is a little more than a yard. |
| 1:04.3 | And I remember this whole thing that they were going to try and get us to just |
| 1:07.7 | fucking for once, stop thinking about ourselves |
| 1:11.6 | and just get on board with the rest of the world. |
| 1:17.2 | And America universally was like, |
| 1:20.4 | well, what are we going to do next? |
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