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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2024

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 16, 2024: Wolves play-by-play man Michael Grady. Timberwolves superfan Catrell Maclin. Everything you wanted to know about Randy’s Sausages.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.4	93. X half-ass morning show. Ninety-three.
0:24.0	Er.
0:25.0	Today is National Pizza Party Day.
0:30.0	It's every third Friday in May, but I don't have to tell you that.
0:34.0	Pizza, party, pizza, party.
0:36.0	Pizza delivery for robbery, homicide.
0:39.0	I thought it could be a fun family activity if we had to make your own pizza night.
0:43.2	Well, we could order Domino's.
0:44.9	Now, come on, this will be fun.
0:46.8	You can put anything you want on your pizza.
0:49.3	Yeah, I'm putting a Domino's pizza on my pizza.
0:51.5	Last time I left a pizza here, it magically disappeared.
0:55.3	I mean, it's just like leaving candy around me.
0:58.1	It's not gonna be all right.
0:59.2	I'm a chomp at fuck.
1:01.0	National Pizza Party James. Ladies, national pizza party day.
1:03.0	Ladies and gentlemen, pizza, the weekend.
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