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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2024

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 16, 2024: How many years it would take to make Steph Curry's salary. Been caught stealin'. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pictures of your penis from 10 years ago....YOUR PENIS FROM 10 YEARS AGO!

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	93. X- half-ass morning show. 90, 3. Earth.
0:25.0	Fire up the ground.
0:27.0	Wait a minute.
0:28.0	I smell barbecue.
0:29.0	Someone's grilling me.
0:30.0	Today is National Barbecue day.
0:32.0	Mmm. Barbecue.
0:34.0	Thank you so much for inviting us to a barbecue.
0:37.0	Well, it's my pleasure, Lois.
0:39.0	Hey, can one of you other men come over here and comment on the meat while I'm cooking it?
0:42.0	Yeah, I got it. Oh, yeah. come over here and comment on the meat while I'm cooking it?
0:42.6	Yeah, I got it.
0:43.6	Oh, yeah, those are looking good.
0:46.4	Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
0:48.2	Yeah, don't flip them too often now.
0:49.4	You don't want to lose the juices.
0:51.4	Yeah, yeah, coming along nicely.
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