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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2024
⏱️ 152 minutes
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Originally Aired May 20, 2024: Dr. P answers health questions. F-U Denver! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the labia library.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
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| 0:19.0 | The 93X Half-ass Morning Show. |
| 0:22.4 | 93. The X half-ass morning show 93 Earth. |
| 0:27.0 | It's National Rescue Dark Day. |
| 0:29.0 | 2 million pets each year, they'll go from the breeder |
| 0:32.0 | where I got it from straight, right? 2 million. They'll go from the breeder where I got it from straight right two million |
| 0:34.0 | They'll go to a bad home get abused beaten and abandoned and some people not all they'll go to the shelter |
| 0:38.8 | They go oh look who needs my help don't worry I am now here in Jesus' age to rescue you. |
| 0:46.3 | The word rescue in the English language, as I've learned, means save from danger. |
| 0:51.4 | Why did you wait for it to get beaten first? |
| 0:53.0 | Went down to the pound, I got one of those free dogs. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah, that's how I say it. I don't say a rescued a dog. |
| 0:58.0 | I hate when people say that. |
| 1:00.0 | She's a rescue. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, hi, a rescuer. |
| 1:02.0 | Really? Did you pull her out of a burning building? She's a rescue. Yeah, I rescued her. |
| 1:02.8 | Really? Did you pull her out of a burning building? |
| 1:06.8 | Stop acting like you had to take out a couple of guards, |
| 1:09.7 | crawling on your elbows using hand signals. |
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