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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Originally Aired May 20, 2024: Dr. P answers health questions. F-U Denver! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the labia library.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:19.0	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	93. The X half-ass morning show 93 Earth.
0:27.0	It's National Rescue Dark Day.
0:29.0	2 million pets each year, they'll go from the breeder
0:32.0	where I got it from straight, right? 2 million. They'll go from the breeder where I got it from straight right two million
0:34.0	They'll go to a bad home get abused beaten and abandoned and some people not all they'll go to the shelter
0:38.8	They go oh look who needs my help don't worry I am now here in Jesus' age to rescue you.
0:46.3	The word rescue in the English language, as I've learned, means save from danger.
0:51.4	Why did you wait for it to get beaten first?
0:53.0	Went down to the pound, I got one of those free dogs.
0:56.0	Yeah, that's how I say it. I don't say a rescued a dog.
0:58.0	I hate when people say that.
1:00.0	She's a rescue.
1:01.0	Yeah, hi, a rescuer.
1:02.0	Really? Did you pull her out of a burning building? She's a rescue. Yeah, I rescued her.
1:02.8	Really? Did you pull her out of a burning building?
1:06.8	Stop acting like you had to take out a couple of guards,
1:09.7	crawling on your elbows using hand signals.
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