What To Expect From Your Saturn Return

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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This week, we're discussing our Saturn Return, the astrological event meant to uplift everything you know about your life and teach you some hard lessons. Amplify your Sapphic Pride event - Shoot your shot HERE! Join us on Patreon for new episodes every Thursday at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you an event organizer or party plan?
0:03.6	They're planning some sort of SAFIC event for this Pride.
0:07.4	Do you wish that you can get a little bit more funding?
0:10.8	And more publicity, publicity, if you will.
0:13.8	Get people to show up to your event?
0:15.7	Well, her, the SAFIC dating app, is doing a little something called Shoot Your Shot,
0:19.7	where event organizer and people
0:21.2	throwing events for pride can get funded can get supported by her. How great is that? All you need
0:26.8	to do is submit your application and you just have to go to hers Instagram or TikTok at her social
0:33.9	app to apply. Don't miss out. I mean, I wanna come to these events too.
0:39.3	Invite us.
0:40.3	Invite us.
0:41.3	Again, that's at her social app on Instagram or TikTok to apply.
0:44.3	Gag it.
0:46.3	I'm gonna be on the next level.
0:49.3	I'm gonna be chilling on the straight trip.
0:51.3	I'm gonna be rocking all the things you wanna to do is that the word are those the words
0:56.1	no i'm gonna be me i'm gonna be on the next level i'm gonna be on an n n n thin h'm gonna be i'm a be
1:02.8	there's a few verses that bass clap i'm gonna be chilling with my motherfucking crew i'ma be making all the girls you
1:09.8	want to do i'm a be up a da bay let a stick to the witts and a B making all the girls you want to do. I'm a B up in that Bailey, Tick to the one, the tics and a B. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, is that Fergie's verse? That is Furkees verse. Isn't that interesting? Because I was about to say I think we should tone down the accent. I got nervous for a second. I really did, but then I recognized it was for me.
1:30.6	Not to say that justifies anything.
1:32.1	It doesn't justify a thing.
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