Eliot Glazer / Jake Regal

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2017

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! It’s our five year anniversary episode! Won’t you come celebrate with us? The traditional five year anniversary gift is wood. We’re registered at iTunes, please give us a five star review and just leave us your favorite kind of wood (mahogany, birch, etc). No gross jokes please! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Eliot Glazer Jake Regal

Transcript

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses
0:25.0	tell us something we don't know hello babies.
0:28.0	Welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa
0:30.8	welcome to oh my god it's our fifth anniversary. Happy anniversary, Lisa. Five fucking years. Five years. Is that the paper anniversary?
0:42.8	Paper?
0:43.6	Like, you know how when you...
0:45.8	Oh yeah, you give a gift.
0:47.5	I didn't get you an anniversary present.
0:49.2	I got you this receipt for my food that I got delivered to your house as a memento.
0:55.0	Ooh it says mac and cheese on it and yes small with extra bacon a vegan bacon I assume.
1:04.0	And a keen...
1:05.0	A kinauau taco.
1:07.0	Mm-kinuau taco salad.
1:09.0	You are making me sound like a real piece of shit right now.
1:12.0	Eating this food.
1:14.0	Well.
1:15.0	I am.
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