T-B-T-L, the finest street legal podcast you can get outside of Mexico, that's not poisonous.

Every once in a while, students will come up to me and ask,

what's in your tank?

Why do you teach Spanish?

Well, I'll tell you why I teach Spanish.

There's none of your business.

I don't want to have any conversations about what a mysterious, inscrutable man I am.

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

I am a Spanish genius.

An espaniol, my nickname is El Tigre, Teno.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

My knowledge will bite her face off.

Hey there, friendos, welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.

The show that's probably too beautiful to live, I'm your host, Luke Burbank.

I have no idea what I'm weighing in at because we had a decadent, decadent night last night

at probably the best restaurant I've been to in a year.

In Portland, it's called Pock Pock and if you haven't had glazed Vietnamese fish sauce chicken wings at Pock Pock, you haven't lived.

As you can tell, maybe by the unique sounds around me, I am once again coming to you from space car.

That's right, emboldened by the success of the show we did yesterday driving down to Portland.

I have once again decided to mount up, not unlike a regulator, and crank out this 500 and or excuse me, 557th show in a collector series.

It's once again going to be reasonably short, owing to the fact that I'm doing this on my laptop and the battery could die at any second.

Also, I'm driving around trying to find this French bakery place to get some breakfast rolls from my brother-in-law Josh because today is his birthday.

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