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We got to get away from me. I want to fight him. What's the matter with you? I can't swim. Why are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you. Welcome, everyone, to an absolutely frigid Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. The show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I thought they smelled bad. On the outside. I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 189 pounds, which some kind of

pre-Christmas miracle, based on what I've been eating the last few days. And to be honest with you,

for once in my life, I probably would, I would probably welcome a little bit of extra poundage,

just to try to keep the freezing-ass cold at bay. This house is like an ice box. We'll get into that

in just a moment. We have quite a program in store for you on this Thursday. This is episode 458 in a

collector's series. And over there in a Copenhagen, Denmark, they've got this big climate summit

going on. And probably the Earth's future hanging in the balance. So we are debuting a new segment

today called scientifically speaking. How f**k is this planet? We'll talk to somebody who writes

for the root.com who's been watching the proceedings in Copenhagen very, very closely. Also,

what do you think the most expensive liquid on the planet is? I will send you the planet

lubrication agent made by the sweat of 17 hard-working Canadian beavers.

Close. You can't put a value on the sweat from the hardest working Canadian beavers.

We will actually read you the real list. It's kind of amazing what the most expensive liquids

on Earth are. And we'll get to that in just a few moments that is also known as a few

mermaids. I'm so cold today that any kind of mistakes I made, I'm just chalking up to the

the Frio environment here at Irbank Studios. Let's welcome a man who hasn't taken his scarf

or long underwear off. And I specifically requested he leave the long underwear on Mr. Sean

Ditori, Japan's number one mixer. I wanted to do who has stuff for my friend.

Hi, Shani. Hey. How are you, buddy? I'm doing good. I'm just trying to get my jaw

defrosted to speak properly. And it's covered in fur, your jaw, as it should be, you know,

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