December 8, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2009

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Luke decides to do the show live from his car as he

drives to Portland, with mixed results.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Say, welcome to T-B-T-L.
0:02.4	T-A-L!
0:04.2	Say, R-R-D!
0:05.9	R-R-D!
0:10.9	Lou here yesterday, and the people on the plane were very upset.
0:15.0	Uh, once the plane landed, you know, when a plane is in flight,
0:18.6	people are usually very relaxed.
0:20.4	Because you're on a plane. What are you gonna do? You can't go outside.
0:22.6	It's very cold and high up.
0:24.4	So people just kind of, people relax to a crazy degree.
0:27.5	They take off their shoes and rub their feet.
0:30.2	They fall asleep in front of hundreds of strangers.
0:32.7	They just, ah, like in front of other people.
0:35.2	I can't sleep on planes.
0:37.0	Because I have this fear that I yell out racial slurs in my sleep.
0:39.8	I don't know why, but I just think that I may be do that.
0:45.8	Testing, testing, one, two, three, and welcome to, uh,
0:52.0	yet another experimental edition of T-B-T-L.
0:57.4	Coming to you live on tape from a space car
1:03.0	as we whisk along from Seattle to Portland on a freezing cold Monday night.
1:11.5	Hi, everyone. I'm your host, Luke Burbank.
1:15.1	I don't know what I'm weighing in at, but I can, uh,
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