December 30, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2010

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Luke learns a hard lesson about throwing a bowl of fish guts on the backyard grass. Plus! Comedian Andy Haynes.

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0:00.0	Okay, so another rule, there will be no bringing girls back to the house.
0:05.6	I know how you guys are.
0:07.7	Actually, no, I don't see any reason why they can't bring girls back here to visit if they want.
0:12.2	Do you want to bring some girls home to Doug?
0:15.2	No, that's fine.
0:16.8	No, I don't see any reason why they can't.
0:18.1	Yeah, baby, I'll bring some girls home too.
0:20.0	Just find some real authentic slits and just turn this house into a whore home.
0:25.1	Is that what you'd like, Doug?
0:26.6	No, it's not, but...
0:27.9	There will be no smoking, drinking, or drugs, no party.
0:31.4	We don't, party.
0:32.4	I know, that's for Doug.
0:35.2	Struggled with addiction.
0:39.6	Okay, number eight.
0:40.5	You must not leave the house.
0:43.6	Um...
0:44.3	Never.
0:51.3	Well, hello.
0:52.8	Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL.
0:56.6	This show that is probably too beautiful to live.
1:00.2	My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, weighing in at 185 pounds.
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