Hi, I'm Dr. C. Brule, a special poor on living on your loinsome.

You don't live alone like I do?

Well, guess what? There's stuff you can do to make it not be so awful.

Tip number one, spend a lot of your time on Sunday making sandwiches for the rest of the week.

Then you're prepared, you turkey.

The second tip is go to bed early, you doofus.

Because when you're sleeping, there's no lonely times. It's just dreams.

You can make up your own puzzles.

It's not any more complicated than that.

T-B-T-L!

Well, hey there, Frendos.

Welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

This episode 719 in a collector series coming to you from Burbank Kitchens.

This show was supposed to be coming to you from Burbank Studios a few hours ago.

Because our dear friend Jen Flash Andrews, a long time producer of the show, was coming to town.

But she sadly got stuck at the mountain pass.

And even as we speak, it's probably somewhere chaining up Mr. Knightley trying to...

It's weird, they make you chain up your dog to get over here to Seattle.

So, left more or less a show list, I thought, well let's do this.

Let's just do the show from the kitchen while we're making some dinner.

We've got our recipe for restaurant style sardines, courtesy of Mark Bittman of the New York Times.

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