December 28, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2010

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Sean and MoMo co-host the show from the cramped confines of a KIRO production room, reviewing Sean't recent comedy performance and discussing why 'midget' is not a proper way to describe someone.

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0:00.0	Yes, Mom. Everything's fine.
0:03.0	Really, stop worrying. I saw the doctor this morning.
0:06.0	He said it's probably not contagious.
0:08.0	As long as I, you know, air it out a bit.
0:11.0	I know.
0:13.0	No, no, no, no, no. That smell means it's healing.
0:16.0	Yeah.
0:18.0	Yeah, like the top layer has to die before the rest of it heals.
0:23.0	T-T-T-T-T-E-L.
0:36.0	Well, that was weird.
0:38.0	But what else is new when you're dealing with a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL,
0:42.0	the show that is probably too beautiful to live?
0:46.0	I'm not even supposed to be here today.
0:48.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
0:51.0	I'm weighing in at 185 pounds, which is very exciting,
0:58.0	because I went a little crazy over the Christmas holiday,
1:03.0	and I figured it was going to be months before I saw the sub 190 degree.
1:10.0	Are we weighing ourself based on temperature or pounds now, Shawnee?
1:13.0	I think it's pounds.
1:15.0	Okay, 190 pound mark, but yet here we are at 185.5 pounds.
1:21.0	On episode 718, in a collector series,
1:24.0	and everything is just looking fan-tabulous.
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