December 27, 2010
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 December 2010
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Luke announces the worst-kept secret of all time (thanks Facebook) and Jen shares the tale of Samson the dog, Cupcake the lamb, and Their Very Unfortunate Meeting.
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| 0:00.0 | Everything in my life is work. |
| 0:02.0 | We're not done with stuffy. |
| 0:03.0 | I don't have to shave, I don't have to bathe, |
| 0:05.0 | I don't have to be clever or nice. |
| 0:07.0 | You know, I can just be myself. |
| 0:09.0 | Isn't that what love really is? |
| 0:10.0 | No. |
| 0:11.0 | Love is hiding who you really are at all times, |
| 0:14.0 | even when you're sleeping. |
| 0:15.0 | Love is wearing makeup to bed |
| 0:17.0 | and going downstairs to the Burger King to poop. |
| 0:19.0 | TVTL! |
| 0:25.0 | And don't forget, |
| 0:27.0 | listening to a Monday afternoon edition |
| 0:29.0 | of TVTL. |
| 0:30.0 | This is the show that's probably |
| 0:32.0 | too beautiful to live. |
| 0:34.0 | I feel warm and I'm levitating. |
| 0:36.0 | What? |
| 0:37.0 | The F. |
| 0:38.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. |
| 0:39.0 | I'm your host. |
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