Today was the official opening day of Santa Land and I worked as a magic window

elf, a Santa elf, and a Nasha elf. I was at the magic window for 15 minutes

before a man approached me and said, you look so stupid. I have to admit that he

had a point but still. I wanted to say that at least I get paid to look stupid

that he gives it away for free, but I can't say things like that because I'm

supposed to be Mary. So instead I said, thank you. Thank you. As if I had

misunderstood and thought he had said, you look terrific. Thank you.

Just hear those slight bells jingling ring, tingling, tingling, too.

Come on, it's lovely where the forest lay right together with you.

Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and elves, to the first ever T-B-T-L Christmas show.

We've got your requests, we've got your dedications, and a buttload of awesome

Christmas music that would make the baby Jesus cry like he was teething again.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank. Very excited to be with you here on this first ever

Christmas music show. You know, it's always kind of a challenge to put together

the perfect Christmas playlist. You know, most cities have a soft rock station

that converts to all Christmas music during the holidays, but

there's only so much Luther Vandross singing Hark the Herald Angels that a

brother can handle. So this is going to be a Christmas show

full of hopefully actually good Christmas music. Much of it selected by you,

the dear tens of listeners. Our hope is that you're going to be playing this

as you're driving to your family's house, or maybe getting your house

already for people to come over. You'll be wrapping the presents,

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