Live from New York!

TVTL!

They're in the Bronx, 27 miles behind enemy lines.

Between them and safety, stand the 100,000 sworn enemies.

I want them all! I want all the wars!

Yes, indeed, coming to you live from the...

Wilds of the Sheraton 4-point in New Jack City, USA.

This is TVTL, a show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Either I'm your host, Aleuk Burbank. This is episode 467 in a collector series.

Although there seems to be a certain amount of disagreement about that.

What number we're actually on, I'm talking to you, listener Steven.

Quick answer to your question, you know what?

I'm guessing, and I'm going to call it 467, and we're both just going to have to live with that.

Yes, this is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Whereas last week, I was coming to you from sitting atop a hotel bed in Los Angeles.

We've now changed the backdrop dramatically, and I'm coming to you from a hotel bed in New York City.

I'm here this week working on a public radio show known as The Takeaway.

You can check them out at thetakeaway.org. I'll actually be on the radio tomorrow.

And the internet, for that matter, working with them.

Today I was just kind of watching the whole process.

And oh man, it blew my mind in ways that I will describe before you in a matter of moments.

The plan this week is, I'll be up in the early, and I mean early parts of the day, doing takeaway.

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