December 22, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2009

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Listener Gerald with an update on his battle to keep from going blind at 38, Luke's review of 'Up in The Air', and what's the obsession with 'Jersey Shore" all about?

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, what are your kids listening to?
0:04.3	Two beautiful toys!
0:07.8	Luke burbings the host.
0:10.1	Jin and you, sis, the warm-template juicer.
0:13.6	And your daddy.
0:15.1	And your daddy.
0:16.3	And your one mixer.
0:17.8	Is it in a good?
0:19.0	Yeah!
0:24.0	People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse.
0:27.8	And we've gotten entirely too many trouble-makers here.
0:31.4	Too many, uh, 40-year-old adolescents, felons,
0:35.3	power drinkers, and trustees of modern chemistry.
0:39.6	It's going to change.
0:41.6	And that sure sounds good.
0:44.2	But a lot of the guys who come in here, we can't handle one-on-one.
0:48.4	Even two-on-one.
0:50.2	Don't worry about it.
0:52.0	All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
0:54.6	One, never underestimate your opponent.
0:58.4	Expect the unexpected.
1:01.4	Two, take it outside, never start anything inside the bar
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