December 2, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2010

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Episode #700! Luke casts demons out of a bag of cookies, Jen learns about a secret talent, and the TBTL Voice Mail Line helps a listener who got a little too 'tired and emotional'

Transcript

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0:00.0	Born with the strength of a black tiger, the courage of a hero, the power that made him more than any hero, more than any lover.
0:13.0	He was Lord and Master over all beasts.
0:20.0	He was the Beast Master.
0:23.0	Well, hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL.
0:35.0	This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:38.0	It's like I'm walking on sunshine.
0:40.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 184 pounds.
0:47.0	It looks like it was the batteries on the scale.
0:49.0	Yesterday that gave me such a tremendous weight drop.
0:55.0	Your story is a beautiful story. From my point of view, it's a beautiful story.
1:01.0	I love your story.
1:03.0	You know, we strive for accuracy here on the show, as you well know, if you've been a long time listener.
1:09.0	That's not true. If you've been a long time listener, you know that we're one of the most inaccurate programs to ever take to the imaginary airwaves.
1:17.0	But this is the one thing that we do take seriously.
1:20.0	The old daily weigh.
1:22.0	Change the batteries out there in the health meter and back at 184.
1:27.0	That's all right, though.
1:29.0	We have a great show in store for you today.
1:31.0	Oh my gosh, it's episode 700 in a collector series.
1:38.0	700.
1:41.0	Boy, these round numbers, they really just kind of sneak up on you.
1:46.0	It seems like just yesterday that we were doing episode 699.
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