December 1, 2010
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2010
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Luke comes close to punching a hipster for sporting a Hitler Mustache, Jen talks sports (about which she knows almost nothing) and everyone wonders what the Big NASA Announcement might be (and is there a Waiting for Guffman connection?).
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | A message sent November 28th. |
| 0:05.0 | Daddy, what are you doing? |
| 0:08.0 | I just came back from ballet, and we're home right now, |
| 0:12.0 | and Mommy and we're wearing the garage. |
| 0:16.0 | I asked Reagan, did you poop? |
| 0:19.0 | And he nodded his head, but he really did not poop. |
| 0:23.0 | But that's funny, because Mommy checked, and there was no poop. |
| 0:29.0 | So, why don't you come back at seven o'clock? |
| 0:36.0 | Bye-bye. |
| 0:38.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:45.0 | Although we don't have to wait till then, we could just... |
| 0:48.0 | We could do it right here right now on this Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 0:52.0 | It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:55.0 | It's a trapstief, a mockery of a sham, a mockery of a trapstief, two mockeries of a sham. |
| 1:00.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm your host, weighing in at... |
| 1:03.0 | Wait for it. |
| 1:05.0 | 182.5 pounds. |
| 1:09.0 | Yay! |
| 1:12.0 | Either there's been a miracle at the Burbank Studios this week, |
| 1:17.0 | or the batteries are going dead in the scale. |
| 1:19.0 | I'm going to choose to assume it's a miracle. |
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