He will rock you. He will roll you. Baby, don't you know, my heat will move your soul.

Come on, come on, come on. Love me today. Love me tomorrow.

All day, all night, you feel my heat. Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat.

Think we should repeat that again. TVTL

Well, hey there, Frendos. Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TVTL.

It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live. This show is a joke. You are a joke.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank. Coming to you today from the shores of beautiful Lake Michigan in the Chicago, Illinois.

Illinois region. We are doing the show today from the Chicago Club. My really fancy.

But probably slightly racist slash from the shining hotel that they put me in when I'm here in town doing weight weight, don't tell me.

They do put an awesome chocolate on the pillow, which I am about to eat.

They don't have a scale here in my bathroom, so I don't know what this is making for weight.

Oh, you know what? It's dark chocolate. Does anybody like dark chocolate? Does anybody actually like dark chocolate?

You are boring me to death and I am already dead. You're boring me back to death.

This is episode 701 in a collector series. I've got to crank this bad boy out before they come kick me out of the room,

because it's already after checkout time. And I always stay late because I always get a late flight out of town.

And they always slip a note under my door because this is kind of a like a hoidy, toyty place.

They can't just come up and bang on the door and say, get the hell out.

So they have to leave you a series of increasingly more and more strongly worded notes.

I'm at the point where I think they're about to, you know, not let me back if I continue to check out it like three o'clock in the afternoon.

You know, I said no one likes dark chocolate, but here I am finishing it off.

This is episode 111 by which I mean, this is episode 701 in a collector series.

Thank you very much for tuning in. I am here in Chicago because I was competing in, wait, wait, don't tell me.

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