Start the show. I will not start the show. Start the show. I will not start the show. You started started. Okay, okay

I'll start the show. Oh my god. It's super big. It's T.B.T.O

Santa's coming to town. Oh my god

Santa here. I know him. I know him.

Just consider it a little early visit

for a Mr. Santa Claus himself. That's right. Friendos, we've got a Thursday afternoon edition of

T.B.T.L. ready to go for you. Right now it's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

This show is a joke. You are a joke.

Takes one to no one. I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at

186 pounds. I do too but I'm not eating it and it's definitely it's definitely having its effect.

Now a young man who never turns down pie or beef jerky or other things. You know what I used to eat for breakfast?

Okay. Japan's number one mixer and number 10 seamstress Sean Dittori. Hey buddy. How you doing?

You're working on a little sewing project there. Yeah I figured that I would bring in a project

because not only am I project runway. I am by the whole show but I didn't have time last

night or this morning to like sew a button on a shirt. And who are you doing this for?

For Christina. So you are what a what a special friend you are to her. She has a button came

off the shirt and you're sewing it on for her. Yeah and it's it's it's I like sewing buttons because

I learned how to sew buttons from our friend Rachel. Rachel Bell. Formerly Cairo Radio.

Exactly. She's now teaching abroad in Japan kids. She's teaching kids which is kind of cool.

But she taught me this skill probably two or three years ago. Yeah. And I went home that night

or the next night and just sewed like everything in my house that I thought needed to be repaired.

Because you now knew how to do it. Yeah and I also can sew patches. Wow did you did you do that

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