December 16, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2009

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Luke finds a new machine that will fix all his relationship problems, plus Ballet advice from PNB's Kent Stowell, and Chris Brown officially loses his mind.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Live from the room next to Luke's bathroom, this is T-B-T-L.
0:10.0	Let's get this going.
0:12.0	What about now?
0:13.0	You're not going to let these people go home and change your clothes?
0:15.0	I don't think we need people trying to compete with what I'm wearing.
0:18.0	Everybody, come out of your offices, please.
0:21.0	Party is now started.
0:22.0	Here we go.
0:26.0	Let's go.
0:28.0	Everybody dance now.
0:32.0	Everybody dance now.
0:37.0	I think we're off to a great start.
0:39.0	Everybody dance now, and that, that's an order.
0:44.0	Here on this Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,
0:48.0	the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:53.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, laying in at 100 and 89 pounds.
1:01.0	You know, Shawnee, they're always trying to figure out new ways to torture those terrorist suspects down there at Guantanamo.
1:07.0	They're trying to figure out new and creative ways to break them, to make them talk.
1:12.0	I inadvertently figured out maybe the perfect torture this morning.
1:17.0	What's that?
1:18.0	I did it on myself, on accident.
1:19.0	Yeah.
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