December 18, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2009

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

A first hand report on what it's like to win the Lotto, from listener "Millionaire Steve"

Transcript

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0:00.0	Don't be shy. Say it with me.
0:03.1	TVTL with Luke Burbank.
0:05.3	Let's have some grueling in.
0:06.9	Oh, are you ready for your shot?
0:13.3	Never. Two-tiered healthcare is a crime.
0:16.2	You know, in Cuba, everybody gets equal healthcare.
0:18.6	What a surprise you've seen the Michael Moore movie.
0:20.6	Think again, Jack, I saw the trailer
0:22.4	when I went to see Alvin in the chipmunks.
0:24.4	But this flu shot rationing is baloney.
0:26.4	If my crew can't get a shot, I'm not getting a shot.
0:28.9	Hey, you tell him, Liz.
0:30.2	God bless you, crewman.
0:32.2	We got to fight the power.
0:33.8	Yeah, no boy.
0:35.4	Fight the powers that beat.
0:37.1	Yeah, yeah, no boy.
0:39.6	This makes me want to shoot.
0:42.3	Shoot by doping.
0:45.6	Oh, my goodness.
0:47.3	Just about blew out a vocal cord here within the first,
0:51.4	I don't know.
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