Dear Internet Episode 49: Alpha Cat
Dear Internet
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4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary

Dear Internet,
Your filth mommies are back to explain how a 27 year old can be a boomer, recognizing how you stack up against your girlfriend's cat, and oh boy, what is happening in the very secret crawlspace.
Stay gold,
XOXO
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:16.0 | Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about Duncan etiquette, making room for another man in your |
| 0:26.2 | girlfriend's life, and respecting your boyfriend's space. I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is |
| 0:31.8 | Tim Lanning. Hey, everybody, it's great to be here. Thank you so much for having me. Nick Bristow. |
| 0:54.9 | Hello, Jennifer. Whoops. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Oh, Tim. The thing that's funny is like, I'm going to say hello, Jennifer. I'm not. But then, like, two seconds later, it's like, oh, I got to get in the podcast zone. And I'd teach myself how to smile again. |
| 1:11.8 | The thing is the joy that I get from you fucking it up. It's just so high. But sometimes you do get it right, so I never know if it's going to be there or not. It's a double-edged joy. I still get a thrill from it, regardless. How the heck are each of you today? I'm great. It's, you know, it's early Sunday. |
| 1:13.2 | We got up early today. It's so early. |
| 1:13.9 | Yeah, we got up to get that worm. It's 10.53 a.m. It's, it's, it's so early. Um, it's Halloween day. What? Okay. Let's see where this is going. Now, that's really interesting because we did just put our Christmas tree up yesterday. Yes, it's Halloween Day. It's a Halloween tree. No, I'm kidding. It's December 6th. Yeah, I'm doing good. It freaking snowed in Boston a little bit yesterday. It was real nasty outside. The most recent episode of Mandalorian was really good. Okay. So that made me happy. Oh yeah, I do a Mandalorian podcast. It's called Bounty Buddies. Hell you. You should listen if you're into it. Dig it. Yeah, it was good. I liked it, actually. Yeah, it's, you know, it's solidly December now. 2020 is coming to an end, which is really weird. Yeah. |
| 2:03.1 | Then 2021, best year ever. |
| 2:03.6 | Oh, boy. |
| 2:06.3 | I just assume it's going to be even worse. |
| 2:08.4 | And then if it's not, then I will be pleasantly surprised. |
| 2:12.9 | There's been a low bar every year for the last like four years on things improving. |
| 2:16.4 | So maybe this is the time that it'll get slightly better. |
| 2:17.5 | Yeah. Like the magic calendar that nature doesn't abide by flip over. |
| 2:24.0 | Yep. |
| 2:24.5 | And make everything good. |
| 2:26.5 | You know, yesterday, so I've been watching a sea drama called Nirvana on Fire, |
| 2:30.6 | which is very good, by the way. |
| 2:31.8 | And there's like a whole deal with the New Year's festival. |
| 2:34.8 | And I'm like, I feel like truly like Chinese New Year makes so much more sense than like the new year we use. Because it's like the start of spring. Like that makes sense. Like why is the New Year in the middle of the fucking winter when it's cold ass, cold as hell and dark? That's when it starts. I like the idea of just moving it back a little bit, right? |
| 2:53.9 | Because you have like... last cold as hell and dark and it sucks i like the idea of just moving it back a little bit right |
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