Dear Internet Episode 50: What’s a door?
Dear Internet
GeeklyInc
4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary

Dear Internet,
This week is a good one. We had a lot of fun talking about what a door is? I mean, really when you think about it. What are they?
We chat about bringing pets to work, adding a portcullis to your room, and Christmas presents.
Stay gold,
XOXO
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| 0:00.0 | I also really had to pee. |
| 0:01.0 | So I was like, stop talking about doors. |
| 0:03.7 | I have to piss. |
| 0:04.6 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:27.0 | Welcome to Dear Internet. The show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. |
| 0:36.0 | This week, we're talking about bringing your pets to work, whether it really is the thought that counts, and a portcullis with negative energy. |
| 0:54.3 | I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. And Tim Lannning. Hello, Jennifer. I gave you the chance this week. I was like, I'm going to let him. I'm going to introduce the other boys first. I started smirking. He's like, |
| 0:59.3 | even if she does call me out. I'm going to be ready, but I don't know. One of my favorite things of when we start recording, you know, we shoot the shit for, you know, 20 minutes or whatever, get |
| 1:05.2 | pumped up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, agitate the nuts as well. |
| 1:09.9 | Get, uh, and, um, that's a little inside joke. And then, agitate the nuts as well and um |
| 1:12.8 | that's a little inside joke |
| 1:14.3 | and then uh as soon as Jennifer does the intro we're like switching |
| 1:18.6 | because we do like a little bit of silence and then we're getting into it |
| 1:20.9 | yeah and then the feeling of dread of like as Jennifer reads |
| 1:25.0 | the intro there I'm like like, oh, fuck. |
| 1:28.6 | Like, what could I happen? |
| 1:29.8 | What are our shows today? |
| 1:31.6 | It's easy to forget. |
| 1:32.7 | Because I try to not give, like, completely away what the question is with the intro, |
| 1:38.5 | but while giving a nugget of what is to come in the episode. |
| 1:42.3 | I feel like Port Colis is a word I should know, being a huge dork. You did Game of Thrones podcast. Come on. It's the door, isn't it? That goes up and down. I don't call it. It's a door. It's more of a gate. Yeah, I mean, like, Google Port Cullus. Somebody in Game of Thrones is like, oh, get the Port Cullis. So I'm like, oh, that's probably a thing in the castle. In every video game, you can drop it on someone. Yeah. So it's like a door. It's a gate. It's a door. It's how you walk in it. Mm-hmm. It comes down. Okay, regardless. All right. It's not within a door it's within a gate |
| 2:19.0 | but is a gate a door yes it is right done done question so do you guys want to know how |
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