Dear Internet Episode 48: Rice, Oysters, and Betrayal
Dear Internet
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4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2020
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Dear Internet,
This weeks episode is up to some hijinks. I'll tell you what. In this episode we ruin some rice, make some smoothies, and expose a baking fraud.
Stay gold,
XOXO
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:15.5 | Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. |
| 0:20.9 | This week, we're talking about food crimes. I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Michael |
| 0:26.8 | DeMorrow. Hey, what's up? Nick Risto. Hello, Jennifer. And Tim Laining. Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:34.6 | Hi, everyone. Michael just said, what's up, but you know why? It's okay if Michael does it. I also didn't do it last week. I'm just waiting for to get yelled at it. I feel like I can't yell at Michael for some reason. When Michael does it, I'm like, oh, this rascal. Everyone else yells at me. But if Tim, if Tim does it, I will yell at him a lot. He should know better. That's why. It's fun for me. We, guys, we have a different energy today because instead of yelling about politics, we yelled about Star Wars. I actually got maybe more mad for a second about Star Wars than we did about politics. This is real issues. |
| 1:11.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:11.6 | It's real shit like how they wasted Tandy Newton in solo, which I cannot speak about. |
| 1:17.3 | So that's a joke, but also it's not a joke. |
| 1:19.6 | Because here's the thing, friends, when you live in a society such as ours, the whole point |
| 1:25.5 | is they give us nothing. |
| 1:31.0 | They smash us down, |
| 1:32.2 | but the whole point is to keep us |
| 1:34.1 | fat, stupid, and happen. |
| 1:35.8 | Yeah, you've got to give us the treats. |
| 1:37.2 | They got to give us the treats. |
| 1:38.2 | And they can't even like deliver on their |
| 1:41.8 | capitalism, hellscape promise of like giving us our circuses. |
| 1:46.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:47.6 | Then I'm sorry, friends. |
| 1:50.2 | We have to overthrow the government. |
| 1:51.3 | Yeah, we have to overthrow the government now. |
| 1:53.0 | You can't just waste Randy Newman and a movie like that. |
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