Dear Internet Episode 146: Cold Food For Dinner
Dear Internet
GeeklyInc
4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2023
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Dear Internet,
On this week's show we talk about salad for dinner, a bad word, and drinking peanut butter.
Edited by Stephen Garcia
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:15.6 | Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest questions. |
| 0:21.8 | This week, we're talking about a mom who's mad about mounds, wanting hot food, and drinking peanut |
| 0:29.1 | butter. I'm Jennifer Sheik, and with me is Tim Lanning. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow. |
| 0:35.9 | Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Hello, boys. Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:38.4 | And Michael DeMorrow. |
| 0:39.7 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:41.1 | Hello, boys. |
| 0:42.4 | We're back at it again. |
| 0:43.3 | We're back. |
| 0:44.5 | We're back. |
| 0:49.7 | I did a lot of digging around online today before. |
| 0:56.5 | I feel like whatever amount of time I have before our episode, I'm going to accidentally use all of it to search for. |
| 0:59.2 | Because I'm always like, what if there's an even better question? |
| 1:03.3 | You're like a gas in a volume of space. |
| 1:04.6 | I was going to say hermit crab. |
| 1:08.4 | You're just going to expand and use all the space. |
| 1:10.7 | That's exactly what it is. But you know what? Then that's just more questions for future episodes. Yeah, this episode. Horn it away like a squirrel. This episode has 36 questions. Oh, we better get Jennifer Zonman. I'm kidding. Come on now. No, but there is accidentally a theme, which is it is an all, am I the asshole slash butthole episode. Well, hopefully. I didn't mean for it to be that, but. Am I the asshole for letting my ghost drink peanut butter is the question. I hope. I don't like drinking peanut butter is like not. Like I can hold a peanut butter jar above my head as long as I want. It's never coming out. Yeah, but the organic shit has that oil. That's true. Oh, that's just drinking oil. It's coming from the jar. You can heat it up. Get it all bubbling. You guys are getting ahead of yourself right now. You're a rock. There's a big boba straw in there. Yeah yeah and you suck up the peanuts |
| 2:01.0 | that's how good |
| 2:02.2 | the rock does it |
| 2:03.2 | is grungy |
| 2:04.2 | 24 seven |
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