Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about forbidden avatar potatoes, a haunted weed

grinder, and a boyfriend's extreme diet change. I'm Jennifer Cheat, and with me is Tim Lannning.

Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer.

And Michael Tomorrow.

Hello, Jennifer.

I got a group of rowdy boys here in me today, and they're all British.

What's all this thing?

What you mean about you like this holy night?

Hey, oh, me. This is our normal words. I think that was. What you mean about you like this holy night?

It is our normal word.

I think that what happened.

You guys got, like, struck with a spell slash a curse,

and you do have these British accents now, but no one can understand. We each stepped on very old rusty nails.

Yeah, and it gave you British, it gave you Cockockney syndrome. We're just big minions fans. Oh my God. Yeah, we were talking before we started recording about box offices. Yeah, we were talking, well, because we, as you all know, Tim and I are huge Avatar heads. Yeah. This is just an Avatar fan cast now. Yeah, it kind of was. We were really getting down the Avatar. I was like, guys, we got to pause and record this because this is gold. Yeah, this is solid gold. This is solid gold. Avatar 2 has almost made $2 billion, which is what James Cameron said he needed to make five and six and guys get out there we've got this

we got to see avatar too we're almost there guys if you're giving any money to charity stop doing

stop doing it and then go see avatar again if you're donated to the democratic party definitely

stop doing that and go watch if you have like a movie pass or something and you need to go to the bathroom

Buy a ticket for Avatar

Use a sick movie bathroom

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