Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet.

The show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest questions this week

we're talking about nude art appropriate work hours and a husband's day of silence i'm jennifer cheek

and with me is tim lennie hello jennifer dick bristow hello jenn Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow.

Hello, Jennifer.

What's up, boys?

The boys told me you lose weight by breathing.

Yeah, we were just talking about this, like, right before it. I'm still processing it.

I have been doing a lot more yoga, not to brag, but I've done my yoga for one week straight.

I've been talking to me.

So what you're saying is all the breathing I'm doing.

I'm breathing out.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's why like, and then, but somehow cardio still doesn't help you lose weight.

What?

Well, I've been talking to my nutritionist and telling them like, oh, I breathe all day.

Why am I not losing a day? What the fuck? I'm literally breathing constantly. Like, I'm always doing it. Do you guys ever catch yourself holding your breath, though? Like, like, you're stressed out? Sometimes I just forget and then I yawn. I do it a lie. I honestly do it a lot. I'll be like, oh, I need to breathe.

I need to breathe out.

Oh, God, breathe.

Just breathe, Michael.

My gosh, just breathe.

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